morning coffee: The Men’s Room

There are men in the men’s room.

Can I admit something to you? I’ve never been to the men’s room at work. Ever. Not once. I’m not bashful, and I do have to go. But I’ve never been able to find it.

Until today. I think.

About two doors down from the Yalper’s office, there’s a door that looks like a storage closet. There’s a brass plaque on the door that reads “Men” in black Serifs.

But I’m not sure if it’s actually a bathroom. When I tried the door, it opened to a closet full of men, cramped, standing shoulder to shoulder in darkness. One was smoking a cigar. Another was squinting at a newspaper.

“Is this the men’s room?” I asked.

“Yes, do you need anything?” said the man with the cigar.

“No, just checking.” I said.

I returned to my desk and peed in the trash bin. Change that, T—, you bum.


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“Morning coffee” is a serial fiction series, served fresh daily. So far, we’ve covered rubberneckers, co-workers, cubicle stains, office plants, desk trophies, conspiracies, secret organizations, pocket dimensions, black holes, and impending, inevitable doom. And that’s just the beginning.

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