morning coffee: Re-doing the Undoable

I have doomed us all. It cannot be undone. Again.  Continue reading morning coffee: Re-doing the Undoable

morning coffee: There’s Something in the Water

I can’t drink from the water cooler anymore. There’s something in it. Continue reading morning coffee: There’s Something in the Water

morning coffee: My Notebook’s Trying to Warn Me

Someone’s sending me messages after hours, I think.  Continue reading morning coffee: My Notebook’s Trying to Warn Me

morning coffee: Bill Gets a Haircut

I gave Bill a haircut today. Now he’s bigger than ever.

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morning coffee: A Third Inexplicable Leaf

Bill, my desk plant, keeps growing. He won’t stop growing. Dear God, make him stop growing. Continue reading morning coffee: A Third Inexplicable Leaf

morning coffee: Someone’s Eating My Lunch

My lunch is gone. I didn’t eat it.

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