morning coffee: There’s Something in the Water

I can’t drink from the water cooler anymore. There’s something in it. Continue reading morning coffee: There’s Something in the Water

morning coffee: Everyone is Dead, Maybe, Possibly

I don’t mean to complain. I’m not complaining. I’m not a complainer, per se, but I’ve been the only team member to consistently show up to work for over three weeks.  Continue reading morning coffee: Everyone is Dead, Maybe, Possibly

morning coffee: My Notebook’s Trying to Warn Me

Someone’s sending me messages after hours, I think.  Continue reading morning coffee: My Notebook’s Trying to Warn Me

morning coffee: Bill Gets a Haircut

I gave Bill a haircut today. Now he’s bigger than ever.

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morning coffee: A Third Inexplicable Leaf

Bill, my desk plant, keeps growing. He won’t stop growing. Dear God, make him stop growing. Continue reading morning coffee: A Third Inexplicable Leaf

morning coffee: What I Saw at the Top

It was a snug fit, but I managed to pull myself up from the bottom of the lunch box.  Continue reading morning coffee: What I Saw at the Top

morning coffee: Someone’s Eating My Lunch

My lunch is gone. I didn’t eat it.

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