morning coffee: A Third Inexplicable Leaf

Bill, my desk plant, keeps growing. He won’t stop growing. Dear God, make him stop growing. Continue reading morning coffee: A Third Inexplicable Leaf

morning coffee: Someone’s Eating My Lunch

My lunch is gone. I didn’t eat it.

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morning coffee: The Rootening

The oak leaf I pinned to my cubicle wall has begun to root–without soil, water, or sunlight.  Continue reading morning coffee: The Rootening